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Everyday Situations · 2026-11-05

A Black Jewish Boy Runs Home To His Dad...

A Black Jewish Boy Runs Home To His Dad...

He asks his father, "Dad am I more Jewish or more black?"
"Why do you care?" responds the father.
"Because there is a kid selling a bike for $50 and I am considering whether to bargain for $40 or just steal it!"

Source: Reddit.

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