Wooden Eye Vet

Wooden Eye Vet

A war vet with a wooden eye goes to a dance for injured veterans. He can't find a partner to dance with him. He sees from the opposite side of the dance floor a girl with a prosthetic leg. Seeing that she is also without a dance partner, he makes his move.
He approaches her and asks "Would you dance with me?"
Filled with excitement, she yells "Would I?!"
"Fine then, peg leg, get stuffed".