Before going to a party, my dad gave me a word of advice.

Before going to a party, my dad gave me a word of advice.

"I want you to stop drinking at midnight," he informed me.

"OK." I sighed, closing the door.

I came back home at roughly 3AM, opened the door and he was still awake.

"Alright papa!" I shouted.

"Papa?" he questioned, "You're drunk out of your head aren't you? I told you to stop drinking at midnight!"

"I did," I added, "But I carried on at 12:01."