Little Johnny gets a Private Tutor.

Little Johnny gets a Private Tutor.

Little Johnny is falling behind in his studies, so his Mom decides to hire him a tutor. The tutor says she will first ask Little Johnny some questions before deciding to take up the job.

Tutor: How many days in a week?

LJ: Eight!

Tutor: Hmm... How many months in a year?

LJ: Thirteen!

Tutor: Ok, perhaps we should try something different. What is your Mom's favorite thing?

LJ: Seventy!