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One-Liners · 2026-11-04

A self-absorbed man wants to get his bust sculpted.

A self-absorbed man wants to get his bust sculpted.

He believes that one day he'll be very important, so he asks a sculptor to carve his bust out of marble to put into a museum in the future.

The sculptor says, "Sir, I think you're getting a head of yourself."

Source: Reddit.

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