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Everyday Situations · 2026-11-06

A woman gets pulled over by a highway patrolman for speeding.

A woman gets pulled over by a highway patrolman for speeding.

When the patrolman gets to her car she tells the man, "you look familiar, did I see you at the highway patrolmans ball last year?"

The patrolman replied, "Highway patrolman don't have balls."

Incidentally, the woman was able to drive away without being ticketed.

Source: Reddit.

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