I was at a party and a policeman found some drugs on me.

I was at a party and a policeman found some drugs on me.

"You don't understand, sir. These drugs aren't mine. My friend told me they're magic and that if you flush them down a toilet, they magically appear in your pocket! I tried it, and now the drugs are in my pockets and will never go away!", I said.

The policeman chuckled and said, "You honestly expect me to believe that, boy?"

"No really, I can show you!", I said.

"Alright", he said, and we went to the bathroom.

I flushed the drugs down the toilet.

After a few moments, the policeman said "Well? Where are they?"

"Where are what?", I said.

"The drugs!"

"What drugs"?