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One-Liners · 2026-11-04

Recently, I was watching the Republican debate, and they were debating abortion.

Recently, I was watching the Republican debate, and they were debating abortion.

Donald Trump was talking about how opposed to it he was, but I thought to myself, come on Don, you're a businessman. I bet you wouldn't be this upset if you could charge them an early termination fee.

Source: Reddit.

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