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Relationship Jokes · 2026-11-11

A Classic gold digger

A Classic gold digger

Girl : Do you have a car ?

Boy : Have a BMW X5

Girl : Nice. I dont know why I feel so comfortable talking to you.

Boy : But I'm just renting it

Girl : Sorry I forgot to tell you, I have a boyfriend

Boy : Because my Lamborghini has broken down

Girl : Just forget what I said, I broke up with him

Source: Reddit.

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