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Work Jokes · 2026-11-15

Break up rap my "girlfriend did for us"

Break up rap my "girlfriend did for us"

🐣🐣this one goes out to all the baby chickens out there
I met a girl named Taylor she reminded me of a cute baby chicken
for a while it was going great and every thing was clickin,
she told me I was everything to her,
but then everything was kinda durr
I tried to to make it work
I tried to make it better
I even made a box specifically for her
She told me that she loved me
But I wasn't so sure
I knew I loved her but hers wasn't so pure
She treated me terrible
And I finally had enough
Our relationship just kept getting tough
I've chased her around doing my best, loved her right with my heart beating out of my chest
I tried to end it but I can't hurt her
Because that baby chicken had way to cute fur
I think it's over I think it's done but then again it's really fun
I care for her a bunch and that's the truth
A lot has changed were just not in the same booth
All and all its kinda like a slit
I'm still not sure if she liked the clit (saying I'm not gay)

Source: Reddit.

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