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Arts & Entertainment · 2026-11-07

Husband & Wife Joke

Husband & Wife Joke

Husband takes the wife to a disco. There’s a guy on the dance floor giving it large – break dancing, moon walking, back flips, the works. The wife turns to her husband and says: "See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down." Husband says: "Looks like he’s still fucking celebrating!!"

Source: Reddit.

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