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Work Jokes · 2026-11-15

"How do you like your eggs in the morning?"

"How do you like your eggs in the morning?"

"How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
"I like mine with a kiss..."
"Boiled or fried?"
"I'm satisfied, as long as I get my kiss"
"Fuck sake Dave I'm going to be late for work, how do you want your fucking eggs!!"

Source: Reddit.

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