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Everyday Situations · 2026-11-07

Jack and Jim

Jack and Jim

Jack and Jim were in their bedroom, Jack fucking Jim in the ass like a man possessed over and over, all day long. Jack hears the doorbell ring, pulls out to go see who's at the door, but while putting pants on, turns to Jim and says "I'll be right back. Don't cum yet."
He answers the door and shoos away the neighbor lady and goes back to the room to find Jim, the bed, and the wall covered in jizz.
"Goddammit Jim," says Jack, "I told you not to fucking cum!"
Embarrassed, Jim shyly replies, "I didn't cum. I farted."

Source: Reddit.

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