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Relationship Jokes · 2026-11-11

Two veterans, a soldier and a marine, were boasting about their past conquests.

Two veterans, a soldier and a marine, were boasting about their past conquests.

“When I was in the army, I had hundreds of women, wherever I
was stationed. We soldiers are real men.”
“Bullshit,” replied the marine. “I bet I slept with far more
women than you. Ladies love marines.”
“Okay, hotshot, when did you last sleep with a woman?”
demanded the soldier.
“About twenty-ten,” replied the marine.
“Hah! You call that being a ladies’ man?”, said the soldier.
The marine looked at his watch and said calmly, “Well,
it’s only twenty-two-fifteen now.”

Source: Reddit.

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