Funny Stories · 2026-11-05
I was too young for the joke...
I was too young for the joke...
When I was about 6 years old my stepdad asked if I had ever heard the joke about two bulls on a hill. I said no and he told me that I wouldn't understand it til I was older anyways. I would ask like two or three times a week what the joke was over the time of a year or so and he would just say "when you're older" so I eventually gave up. Seven years after I had completely forgotten all about it I was reading a book about jokes and it reminded me, what was the joke about the two bulls? So I went up to my stepdad and asked him to tell me the joke, and I made it a point to let him know I waited 8 years..... He laughed in my face and started crying (which pissed me off) so I said, "well what's so funny?" He replied, " its the funniest joke ever. Because it didn't exist."
When I was about 6 years old my stepdad asked if I had ever heard the joke about two bulls on a hill. I said no and he told me that I wouldn't understand it til I was older anyways. I would ask like two or three times a week what the joke was over the time of a year or so and he would just say "when you're older" so I eventually gave up. Seven years after I had completely forgotten all about it I was reading a book about jokes and it reminded me, what was the joke about the two bulls? So I went up to my stepdad and asked him to tell me the joke, and I made it a point to let him know I waited 8 years..... He laughed in my face and started crying (which pissed me off) so I said, "well what's so funny?" He replied, " its the funniest joke ever. Because it didn't exist."
Source: Reddit.