Husband and wife are arguing about the number of children they want to have.

Husband and wife are arguing about the number of children they want to have.

"I want two children." The husband says.

"No fucking way. I'm having three."

"Two."

"Three."

"**TWO!!**"

"**THREE!!**"

"Screw that. After our second child, I'm getting sterilized." The husband smirks.

"Alrighty then." The wife says, "I hope you love our third child the same as the first two."