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One-Liners · 2026-11-04

an adept but kinda dirty metaphor for life

an adept but kinda dirty metaphor for life

life is like being a battery: sometimes you get the best of the best like fast cars or a yacht, sometimes you get the bare necessities like a flash light or radio and sometimes got the shit end of the stick being the vibrating butt plug.

Source: Reddit.

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