10 Reasons why a TV is better than a girlfriend

10 Reasons why a TV is better than a girlfriend

* A TV has a mute button
* A TV can be turned on and off with a button
* A TV doesn’t mind if you see other TVs
* A TV doesn’t get bigger with age
* You can always get a thinner TV
* A TV doesn’t mind if you let your friends watch
* A TV doesn’t mind if you don’t talk to it
* A TV will not divorce you and take your TV
* A wider TV is better
* TVs don’t mind which hole you plug into