So I was at a nightclub yesterday...

So I was at a nightclub yesterday...

I tried to avoid being humiliated by going up to the ugliest, fattest chick and asking, "hey babe, wanna suck me off?" - but it was to no avail, she merely replied, "not in a million years".

I ended up at home, alone having a wank and crying.

You may be wondering what the joke is here.

It's me.