Two Old, Southern Belles Rocking On The Porch

Two Old, Southern Belles Rocking On The Porch

Mary Jane and Betty Lou are sitting in their rockers taking in the day when Mary Jane asks of Betty Lou,

"Betty Lou, Did you know there are men who kiss other men **on their private parts**?

"**WHY NO!**" gasps Betty Lou, "*What are they called?!*"

"Why Betty Lou they are called Homosexuals, and did you know there are *women* who kiss other *women* on their **private parts**?" asked Mary Jane.

"**OH MY LORD MARY LOU!** I just can't imagine! What are they called?!" replied Betty Lou.

"Why Betty Lou, they are called *Lesbians*."

"Oh Dear Dear, what is this world coming to Mary Jane?"

"Betty Lou, were you aware that there are **MEN** who kiss **WOMEN** on their private parts!?"

"Oh for heavens sake Mary Jane! Say it isn't so! I dare not ask what they are called, but I must!" asked Betty Lou

"Well, I'm not quite sure Betty Lou" said Mary Jane. "But I called him **Precious!**"