Two nuns are driving across Transylvania in a Fiat Punto.

Two nuns are driving across Transylvania in a Fiat Punto.

Night is drawing in and they're lost in the middle of nowhere.
Suddenly, Count Dracula jumps on the bonnet of the car.

'Quick, sister, show him your cross!' shouts one.

The other nun rolls down the window and says 'Oi! Dracula! Get off the fucking car!'