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One-Liners · 2026-11-05

Two vomits

Two vomits

Two vomits are walking down the street one day when all of a sudden one of them starts crying. The other vomit turned and said 'are you ok'? to which the first vomit replied 'oh it's nothing really, I just get sentimental whenever I walk past this house because this is where I was brought up'.

Source: Reddit.

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