A trucker is driving down the road when a cop pulls out behind him...

A trucker is driving down the road when a cop pulls out behind him...

The cop pulls him over and walks up to the cab.
"What was that you just swallowed?" he asks. "Did I just see you take some dope?"
"No, sir," says the trucker. "Sure wasn't any dope."
"Well, what did you just swallow then?"
"Well, it was a birth control pill."
"What?!? What for?"
"Well, as soon as I saw you pull out, I knew I was gonna be fucked!"