How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

12.

* One to ~~screw~~ change it in

* One to excoriate men for creating the need for illumination

* One to blame men for inventing such a faulty means of illumination

* One to suggest the whole "screwing" bit to be too "rape-like"

* One to deconstruct the lightbulb itself as being phallic

* One to blame men for not changing the bulb

* One to blame men for trying to change the bulb instead of letting a woman do it

* One to blame men for creating a society that discourages women from changing light bulbs

* One to blame men for creating a society where women change too many light bulbs

* One to advocate that lightbulb changers should have wage parity with electricians

* One to alert the media that women are now "out-lightbulbing" men

* One to just sit there taking pictures for her blog for photo-evidence that men are unnecessary.