Which answer to this question is funnier: Why wouldn't you buy a VW?

Which answer to this question is funnier: Why wouldn't you buy a VW?

My brother and I both have humorous responses as follows:

1. Because selling it again would be emission impossible
2. Because if you wait you could buy the company

We'd like a reddit verdict on which is better before we get into fisty cuffs over it. Prevent a domestic and help us out!