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One-Liners · 2026-11-05

A blonde enters a library

A blonde enters a library

She goes up to the librarian and says "I will have a Big Mac, large fry and a coke."

The librarian, a bit confused, says "sorry miss, but this is a library."

The blonde is very embarrassed and says "I'm so sorry," and then proceeds to whisper "I will have a Big Mac, large fry and a coke."

Source: Reddit.

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