One-Liners · 2026-11-05
REST IN PEACE
REST IN PEACE
The businesswoman ordered a fancy floral arrangement for the grand opening of her new outlet, and she was furious when it arrived adorned with a ribbon that read, MAY YOU REST IN PEACE.
Apologizing profusely, the florist finally got her to calm down with the reminder that in some funeral home stood an arrangement bearing the words, GOOD LUCK IN YOUR NEW LOCATION.
The businesswoman ordered a fancy floral arrangement for the grand opening of her new outlet, and she was furious when it arrived adorned with a ribbon that read, MAY YOU REST IN PEACE.
Apologizing profusely, the florist finally got her to calm down with the reminder that in some funeral home stood an arrangement bearing the words, GOOD LUCK IN YOUR NEW LOCATION.
Source: Reddit.