Old man and woman sitting in a nursing home

Old man and woman sitting in a nursing home

So these two older folks are sitting in their nursing home playing a game of checkers. Nothing interesting is happening until the old man remembers something, perks up and says to the woman: "Hey, guess what?"

"What" says the woman with a wry smile

"Today is my birthday!!" the old man responds with glee

"Oh really?" the woman responds with surprise

The man straightens his posture, "Yes. And I bet you can't guess how old I am!"

The woman quickly responds, "Bet I can"

Perplexed, the man inquires, "Ok, how?"

"Stand up and drop your pants" orders the woman

The man is confused, but intrigued and so obliges.

After he stands and de-robes the woman begins to just lightly and tenderly tickle his balls for a minute or so.

The woman then looks straight at him and says, "You're 89."

Man is blown away and responds, "How'd you know?!?"

And with a slight smirk the woman says, "You told me yesterday."