History & Politics · 2026-11-05
History repeats itself...
History repeats itself...
It is the year 3015. A boy is browsing the history books when he finds one that (poorly) depicts the 21st century. In it, there is a section called "Valve and early religions."
The boy becomes interested and revives Gabenism.
One night, the boy is praying to Gaben in the ancient prayer. "Lord Gaben, bring me luck with skins and wins and hats. Thank you for learning threes. Thank you for this game. Amen"
His father walks in and asks him what he's doing.
"Praying to Gaben" the son replies.
The dad then says, "Son, Gaben is a myth. He never existed."
It is the year 3015. A boy is browsing the history books when he finds one that (poorly) depicts the 21st century. In it, there is a section called "Valve and early religions."
The boy becomes interested and revives Gabenism.
One night, the boy is praying to Gaben in the ancient prayer. "Lord Gaben, bring me luck with skins and wins and hats. Thank you for learning threes. Thank you for this game. Amen"
His father walks in and asks him what he's doing.
"Praying to Gaben" the son replies.
The dad then says, "Son, Gaben is a myth. He never existed."
Source: Reddit.