I found my old joke book I wrote when I was 10.

I found my old joke book I wrote when I was 10.

So a guy tripping on LSD and is starving in Alaska, and begins walking aimlessly into the frozen desert until he meets a waiters.

Guy: what do you have to eat


waiters: We have ice ice and ice


Guy: how is the ice prepared


waiters:it is frosen and placed on a plate


guy:what about water got any


waiters:yes the ice water frozen solid and comes with aside of icicles


guy:this suck


waiters:then stop likin my igloo


guy: no, you can't make me do anything.


waiters: This is why I hate global warming.


guy: what does global warming have to do with this.



waiters: No privacy


Guy: What do you mean?


waiters: You are literally drinking my bed room.