A collection of lightbulb jokes

A collection of lightbulb jokes

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
-Just Juan

How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
-Two. One to hold the lightbulb and one to drink until the room spins.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
-Just two but who knows how they got in there.

How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb?
-Change?

How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
-Oh, it's an obscure number, you've probably never heard of it.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
-10,000. One to hold the lightbulb, the rest to rotate the house.

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
-You can't tell, it's dark. (I know that one's kinda inappropriate)

How many existentialists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
-Two. One to screw it in, and one to observe how it represents an incandescent beacon of subjectivity in a netherworld of cosmic nothingness.

How many college football players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
-The whole team! And they got a semester's credit for it!