Hagan pissed off everyone in his Viking village.

Hagan pissed off everyone in his Viking village.

Hagan pissed off everyone in his Viking village. One day, the villagers were fed up with his rotten behavior. They grabbed their pitchforks and sickles and ran up the hill to kill the bastard. They get to his house but it’s all locked up. They try peeking in the windows but can’t see a thing. They lift a man onto the roof and he tries to push aside the thatch to look inside.

Suddenly, a spear comes through the thatch and stabs the man in his side. He rolls off the roof and lands with a thump in the dirt. The villagers gather around him and ask, “Is Hagan at home?”

The man replies, “I’m not sure, but his spear is.”