A kid with no ears and a speech impediment dresses up as a pirate for Halloween..

A kid with no ears and a speech impediment dresses up as a pirate for Halloween..

He knocks on the door and yells, " 'Rick or 'Rea"!

A home owner with a peg leg comes out and says, "Oh, what are you?"

The kid says, "I'm a 'irate!"

"An 'irate?" the home owner asks. "Oh a pirate! Well where's your buccaneers?"

The kid points to the sides of his head and says, "Righ' here! Where's your buckin' leg?"