So, a 4,000-year-old teenage skeleton unearthed near Stonehenge

So, a 4,000-year-old teenage skeleton unearthed near Stonehenge

Scientists are still open for the possibility that this is a more modern skeleton of someone who died of boredom, possibly from listening to some hippy chick explaining her celtic past lives.

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