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Arts & Entertainment · 2026-11-12

A communist and a capitalist are waiting for their socialist friend to go see a movie........

A communist and a capitalist are waiting for their socialist friend to go see a movie........

After an hour or so their socialist friend comes up and says, "Sorry, I was waiting in a queue for some sausage." The communist and capitalist both look terribly confused. The capitalist says, "What the hell is a queue?" The communist says, "What the fuck's a sausage?"

Source: Reddit.

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