A man saw his best friend walking down the street...

A man saw his best friend walking down the street...

The best friend had a band-aid on his head, so the man asked, "What's happened to you?"
The friend replies:
"Well, I was at this rooftop party and I was looking out over the edge when a huge gust of wind blew me off the building. I feel for a while but hit a few clothes lines. From those clothes lines, I crashed on to an awning which propelled me through the air onto a pile of mattresses resting on the side of the road."
"What?! That's unbelievable," replied the man, "but what's the band-aid for?"
"I cut my head with my fingernail on the way down."
"You must be the luckiest man in the world."
"Nope," said the friend, "that's Jim Belushi."