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One-Liners · 2026-11-05

International airline acronyms

International airline acronyms

Italy

ALITALIA = Always Late In The Air, Late In Arrival

ALITALIA = Arrived Late In Turin, And Luggage In Australia

Britain

BOAC = Better on a camel

Belgium

SABENA = Such A Bloody Experience Never Again

Pakistan

PIA = Please, Inform Allah

Yugoslavia

JAT = Joke About Time

Pacific Western Airlines

PWA = Pray While Aloft

PWA = Please Wait Awhile Airlines

Trans World Airlines = Teeney Weeny Airlines.

Source: Reddit.

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