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Work & Business · 2026-11-06

I told you I was tight

I told you I was tight

So This story takes place when when I first started dating my current girlfriend. It was our first time fooling around. Before we got down to business she informed me how "tight" she was down there. So we started off with some foreplay and I started fingering her...she enjoyed it and said "put another one in" and I did...then after some time I out another finger in, and another and another....then she said "put your whole fist in baby". So after some manuvering I was able to fit my whole fist in. She seemed to really enjoy it and as did I. Then she said something unexpected. She said "use your other hand, put in another finger". I didn't hink it was possible but I did, and after it was in she said "put another one in" and then I just started putting another one in, and another and another and before you knew it both my fist were completely inside her! Then she said "baby, clap!". I said "there is no way I can clap!" And she said "See! I told you I was tight!"

Source: Reddit.

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