I've got one of these!

I've got one of these!

Boy and Girl are playing in a sandbox. Boy looks over at the girl, gets a sly smile on his face, picks up his shovel, and says, "I've got one of these."

Girl looks around, picks up her shovel, and says, "I've got one too."

Stumped, the boy looks around, picks up his bucket, and says, "I've got one of these!"

Girl looks around, picks up her bucket, and says, "I've got one too!"

Now the boy is mad. Thinking, he smiles, jumps up, drops his pants and proudly proclaims, "I've got one of these!"

The girl takes one look and starts crying and runs home. She tells her father what happened, who just smiles and whispers some advice in her ear.

Next day, boy and girl are back in the sandbox. The boy picks up his shovel and says, "I've got one of these."

Girl picks up her shovel and says, "I've got one too."

Boy picks up his bucket and says, "I've got one of these!"

Girl picks up her bucket and says, "I've got one too!"

Boy stand up, drops his pants and says, "I've got one of these!"

Girl stands up, lifts her skirt and says, "Well, with one of these, I can get as many of those as I want!"