Food Jokes · 2026-11-02
Thugs
Thugs
What's the difference between a thug and a large pizza?
A pizza can feed a family of four.
What’s the difference between a thug and a bouncy castle?
You don't take your shoes off to jump on a thug!
What do you call a thug with a regular job, who doesn’t drive a lowrider, sleeps in the same bed every night, doesn’t collect welfare, and doesn’t rape women?
An inmate.
Sheniqua was excited about her upcoming birthday. She told her mother that uncle Leroy was going to take her to Florida for her birthday. Her mother asked Leroy if this was true. Leroy said “No. I told her when she turned seventeen I was goin to tampa with her.”
Why are there only 2 pall bearers at a thug’s funeral?
A garbage can only has two handles!
What's the difference between a thug and a large pizza?
A pizza can feed a family of four.
What’s the difference between a thug and a bouncy castle?
You don't take your shoes off to jump on a thug!
What do you call a thug with a regular job, who doesn’t drive a lowrider, sleeps in the same bed every night, doesn’t collect welfare, and doesn’t rape women?
An inmate.
Sheniqua was excited about her upcoming birthday. She told her mother that uncle Leroy was going to take her to Florida for her birthday. Her mother asked Leroy if this was true. Leroy said “No. I told her when she turned seventeen I was goin to tampa with her.”
Why are there only 2 pall bearers at a thug’s funeral?
A garbage can only has two handles!
Source: Reddit.