History & Politics · 2026-11-06
Two of my fathers favorite jokes from Russia.
Two of my fathers favorite jokes from Russia.
How do 10 American extremists have fun? They take 10 cars and one of them has no breaks. The next day 9 are happy, one is dead.
How do 10 French extremists have fun? They take 10 prostitutes and one of them has Aids. The next day 9 are satisfied, one is sad.
How do 10 Russian extremists have fun? Each says a political joke, the next day 9 are in the Gulag and one is laughing.
And for the second joke:
An American and a Russian are talking. The American says "My country is so great, I can hold a sign saying that I do not agree with
the President right in front of the white house".
The Russian on the other hand says "What's the big a deal, I can also stand right in front of our white house saying that I do not agree with the American president".
How do 10 American extremists have fun? They take 10 cars and one of them has no breaks. The next day 9 are happy, one is dead.
How do 10 French extremists have fun? They take 10 prostitutes and one of them has Aids. The next day 9 are satisfied, one is sad.
How do 10 Russian extremists have fun? Each says a political joke, the next day 9 are in the Gulag and one is laughing.
And for the second joke:
An American and a Russian are talking. The American says "My country is so great, I can hold a sign saying that I do not agree with
the President right in front of the white house".
The Russian on the other hand says "What's the big a deal, I can also stand right in front of our white house saying that I do not agree with the American president".
Source: Reddit.