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Funny Stories · 2026-11-07

3 Soldiers are training for the army

3 Soldiers are training for the army

3 Soldier are training for the army when their Commander ask each one of them the same question :

Commander : "If you are being pursued by an helicopter and you are in the drivers seat of a Jeep, what do you do to escape the emminent attack ?"

The first soldier answers :
"Welp, I think I would hide under the Jeep."
Commander respond : "Of course not ! They will shoot the Jeep and you'll blow up with it."

The second soldiers answers :
"I would drive the Jeep in zig zags until I escape."
The Commander respond : "No ! Not even close ! The helicopter will shot in the middle of the road and gonna' hit you."

The last soldier answers : "I would go super fast until I reached an intersection and then I would try to put my flasher left and turn right."

Source: Reddit.

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