Funny Stories · 2026-11-07
Susie at the jetty
Susie at the jetty
One day Susie was sitting on the edge of the jetty, unfortunately she has no arms and legs.
A man going for his daily run sees Susie sitting there crying, so he runs over and asks why she is sad. She says she has never been hugged before, so he gives her a hug hoping to make her day and parts ways.
The next day the man goes for his daily run again and sees Susie is still there, still crying. He runs over and asks why she’s crying, he gave her a hug yesterday. She says I have never been kissed before, so he gives her a kiss.
The next day the man is on his daily run and sees her once again crying at the end of the jetty, he runs over and asks why she’s still crying after he gave her a hug and a kiss, she says she’s never been fucked before. So he picks her up and throws her off the jetty, “NOW YOU’RE FUCKED!”
One day Susie was sitting on the edge of the jetty, unfortunately she has no arms and legs.
A man going for his daily run sees Susie sitting there crying, so he runs over and asks why she is sad. She says she has never been hugged before, so he gives her a hug hoping to make her day and parts ways.
The next day the man goes for his daily run again and sees Susie is still there, still crying. He runs over and asks why she’s crying, he gave her a hug yesterday. She says I have never been kissed before, so he gives her a kiss.
The next day the man is on his daily run and sees her once again crying at the end of the jetty, he runs over and asks why she’s still crying after he gave her a hug and a kiss, she says she’s never been fucked before. So he picks her up and throws her off the jetty, “NOW YOU’RE FUCKED!”
Source: Reddit.