A state trooper just pulled me over...

A state trooper just pulled me over...

He walked up to my car and opened his ticket book.

I said, "you're going to try to sell me a ticket to the Louisiana State Trooper Ball aren't you?"

He replied, "Louisiana State Troopers don't have balls."

There was a moment of silence.

Then he closed his book, walked back to his car, and drove away.