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Everyday Situations · 2026-11-12

Yesterday I got into an accident with a prius...

Yesterday I got into an accident with a prius...

Yesterday I was on the highway and rear ended a prius.
We both pulled over and a dwarf gets out of the prius.
He walks up to my car and says "Hey mister, I'm not happy!"
I say "then which one are you?"

Source: Reddit.

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