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One-Liners · 2026-11-05

A regular walks into the hair salon…

A regular walks into the hair salon…

I recognized him even before he announced his name; I knew he would want colouring and a contrasting shade for highlights. My assistant would have to get everything ready, so when he said "My name is Inigo Montoya" I shouted out, "Prepare two dyes!"

Source: Reddit.

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