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History & Politics · 2026-11-07

So a cow was running through the jungle..

So a cow was running through the jungle..

An elephant stopped her and asked what's the matter?
Cow: The government has ordered to capture all bulls so i am running away
Elephant: But you are a cow , what the hell are you worried about?
Cow: I know i am a cow, but if they capture me it will take fkin 10 years to prove i am a cow and not a bull
Elephant: Fuck! (starts running without wasting a second)

Source: Reddit.

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