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One-Liners · 2026-11-05

Man walks into a petrol station

Man walks into a petrol station

A man walks into a petrol station and says, "Can I please have a KitKat Chunky?"

The lady behind the till gets him a KitKat Chunky and brings it back to him.

"No," says the man, "I wanted a normal KitKat, you fat bitch."

Source: Reddit.

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