Plumber came to fix the faucet and grandma was reading the paper

Plumber came to fix the faucet and grandma was reading the paper

When little Johnny came from outside

Granny : hey diploma, leave those muddy shoes outside

Grandson : whatever!

Later little Johnny went to kitchen

Granny : Hey diploma, don't scatter cereals on the floor

Plumber : I couldn't help noticing that you are calling your grandson diploma. Why is that?

Granny : that's his name

Plumber : really? That's one hell of a name

Granny : yeah, nine years ago my daughter went to college to get a diploma and returned with him.