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Dad Jokes · 2026-11-02

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Dad joke gold?

My 10yo is doing a project on Mississippi and one of it's famous residents was Elvis. She was doing some research on him and started asking me questions:

10: Dad was Elvis on drugs?
M: Yep....I think he even died on the toilet
10: Whhaaattt? Was he going to the bathroom when he died?
M: Not sure, but I do know....it was a pretty shitty way to go

Cue: Laughter explosion, I don't curse around them so the impact was bigger

Source: Reddit.

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